Lavos

hi there. im lavos. im a mercurian. just a simple mechanic. the tiny hole in the lower decks that caused a huge accident? i fixed that in a minute, faster than the others. ok bye..

Viveret

[mask breathing sfx]. pardon, i'm Captain Viveret of the ship's pilots. im a venusian. i dont know what more to add here. (this isnt a 4th wall break by the webmaster i genuinely dont know)

Merlin P. Luke

captain luke, prepared for any situation.
no im totally normal, i can assure you that my biological father is in no way a powerful psychic nor is he the emperor of a distant planet

Tikam Orion

you join the unit red because youre a cannon fodder, i joined the unit red because i got tired of being an engineer. a martian, no not that one movie.

Cadaver Dave

doctor here. from jupiter. MY CREWMATES ARE ALL MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Vega

hi im vega!!!! im from saturn. specifially, europa! im a musketeer. i joined shortly after leaving "home". but enough about that, i think im done for now

Jirachios Amygdalyon

im from uranus. im a scientist. i dont have anything more to say. dot dot dot (...)

Bundles

just a simple neptunian. i cannot speak, however i can communicate via telepathy. i am a simple ensign, a gunner

NULL

[no info found, supposedly an officer. theyre from pluto]

Giedi Capricorn

leave me alone you stupid gnome*!

[webmaster note: unable to interview this individual. will try to explain again. he is a general for the kepler 452b space force. hes the main villain of the story. he nearly gets corrupted by the dark's force forces too many times. also part of secret villain meeting club.]

[* referring to how my main sona is based off the same moth species he is based off]

Lord E-vil

i seek vengance. i was just a mech, and my pilot abandoned me... HE SHALL SUFFER LIKE I HAVE, MY SIBLINGS.
also a member of the secret villain meeting club.

captain hellios

exiled from my planet, and imprisoned here. did they really think that would solve pirate faction wars? HA! pathetic.
and yes i am also a part of that club, its a nice alternative to scheduling meetings when you have no crew.

Deana

just a simple nurse. my sister is viveret.

bob

im bob, im a star pilot too.
[webmaster's note; his name is spelled with lowercase]

Galeria

im also a star pilot.

Tery

im a new recruit, also a star pilot. im from pluto. nice to meet you...

09

i am an android. tell me, what is it like to be human?

R5-76

uhh..........

Roux Chevalier

hello, i am just a lieutenant. i am not gonna yell at you, im on break.

Alicia Dmitrieva

commodore dmitrieva here, why are you in a restricted area? you look suspicious, but my shift is over so im just gonna let you go

Cornelius Edward Tiker

leave me alone. what do you want? fine, im commander tiker. now fuck off, let me drink my coffee...

Revecca Garland

oh, hello. i am a vice admiral. that is all, now leave.

Daidōji Yoshikage

admiral of the ship, refer to me as admiral daidōji. i can and will force you out of this ship if you ever tresspass again.

Eridanus

get out of my sight..

[webmaster note: unable to interview this individual. hes the fleet admiral and basically vergillius lcb. hes simply referred as laksamana.

Betelgeuse Orion

that useless asshole fucking shot me! CURSE YOU, CAPRICORN!

[you guessed it hes too angry to answer. hes another general from kepler 452b. hes part of the planet's navy and a co worker of capricorn before he went rogue.]

Kessler

greetings! i am Ms. Kessler, and i sell spacemobiles! or what we call here on saturn, cars! all for 90 dabloons! (thats 1k galactic credits!)